The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
[re: Super NES Super Scope] Ah, yes, the Super Scope! The R.O.B. the Robot of the Super Nintendo. Okay, so you're a Nintendo kid, and you have a ton of fun blasting things with your blaster. What do you want that's even more advanced than that? Well gee, how about a shotgun or a machine gun or... a bazooka? Okay, in hindsight, it does sound kind of cool. I mean, bazookas make big explosions, and we're all sick f***s, so we'd like that. But with those other guns, you could be mobile. You can move around, you can pretend to be an action hero. Who pretends to have a bazooka? What little kids is like... [talking like one kid] "Hey, you want to go play cops and robbers?" [talking like another kid] "Nah, I'd much rather play gigantic piece of plastic on my arm, making it immediately sore, and sitting still, looking through a little eyepiece." "I'm going to hear about you on the news, aren't I?" "Yes, you are."