The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
So, now that all of our favorite cartoon characters are together in one spot, what are they gonna talk about?

Simon:
Marijuana.

Nostalgia Critic:
[stares; puts hand to ear] Scusi?

Simon:
Marijuana.

Nostalgia Critic:
[somewhat incredulous] Did... Did Simon of the Chipmunks just say "marijuana"? What... What would possess Simon of the Chipmunks to say "marijuana"? No... No, no, no. This has gotta be some kind of mistake. They can't be talking about the same kind of marijuana *we're* thinking about...

Simon:
An unlawful substance used to experience artificial highs.

Nostalgia Critic:
[shocked] Oh my God. Why is Simon of the Chipmunks talking about marijuana? What kind of a slap in the face is that? I mean, Simon shouldn't know what marijuana is! Simon is one of the embodiments of childhood! He's from Alvin and the Chipmunks for cryin' out loud! JESUS, I feel so dirty. Simon of the Chipmunks just said "marijuana"!