The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
You know what the irony is? I think that most of these cartoon characters were on drugs long before this special ever came out. I mean, look at'em: Garfield is always hungry, Pooh is happy as hell, Daffy is hyped up on speed, and Michaelangelo... well, listen to him.

Michaelangelo:
Your brain must be, like, really messed up.

Nostalgia Critic:
I even think our beloved president smoked a doobie before he came out. I mean, look at him. He's looking at Barbara's head like it's a giant cheeseburger.