The Nostalgia Critic2007

Judge:
I've sent you to reform school, the Drunk Tank, the local psychiatric ward, because you used to be a good kid, playing ball for the Jewish Community Center with the best jump shot this town has ever seen.

Bart Simpson:
What an odd thing to say.

Davey:
I've still got a pretty good jump shot. Let me show you. [Gets up and jumps once] I'd hit a three-pointer for you except I'd have to drop my pants and pop the thumb up my boo-boo.

Nostalgia Critic:
[Chuckling] Charming. Destined to become a classic holiday line.

Tiny Tim:
God bless us, everyone.

Grinch Narrator:
Maybe Christmas perhaps means a little bit more.

Davey:
I'd have to drop my pants and pop the thumb up my boo-boo.

Nostalgia Critic:
[In a British accent] Dickens himself could not write better!