The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
Knowing Bob Saget the way we know him now, this is actually really funny to watch. Anyone who watches Bob Saget's standup knows that he is a raunchy, raunchy man. And you know that saying all this family-friendly bullshit is probably just killing him. In fact, let's compare Dan Tanner and Bob Saget for a second, shall we?

[Bob Saget as Danny is shown]

Danny:
I know exactly how you feel. And I know how much you girls miss your mother.

Bob Saget:
[doing standup] I banged half the girls in the room, and that is f***ing... Not true, I have not banged anyone here. I've stuck my pinkie in your butts, a couple of you.

Danny:
She was devastated. It broke my heart to see the tears in her eyes.

Bob Saget:
F*** that sh*t. No, thanks, I'm good. Do not... Kids, don't f*** that sh*t, you'll get an infection. You listen to me.

Nostalgia Critic:
Dan Tanner? Blow. Bob Saget?

[imitating the Joker]

Nostalgia Critic:
You... are my number-one... guy!