The Nostalgia Critic

The Nostalgia Critic2007



[in realizing that the Olsen twins are alien robots bent on world domination, the Critic goes out to warn the world, only to run into - the twins themselves]

Olsen Twins:
[creepy voices] Come play with us, Critic... Come play with us... Come play with us, Critic... Forever and ever and ever and ever...

Nostalgia Critic:
[terrified, pulls out a gun] *TWIIIIIIINS!* [he fires the gun at the twins' heads, blowing them up]... I did it. They're dead. Can you believe them, trying to take over the world?

M. Bison:
Of course!

Nostalgia Critic:
Of course. Well, seeing as they are in fact dead, I'll just turn around and return to my regular duties... 'cause, you know, they're dead. It's not like they're going to pop up anywhere, anywhere else especially on my way back to the room. So, I'm just going to make that turn that I talked about just a second ago. And here I go. [he does a dramatic behind and finds... nothing] You see? Nothing there.

Olsen Twins:
[suddenly appearing again] Uh-huh.

Nostalgia Critic:
So, I'll just go back to work and... [He suddenly stammers as he realizes the twins are alive again and start attacking him]

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