The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
[waking up] Oh, it's you. How'd you get up here?

Teddy Ruxpin:
I'm Teddy Ruxpin and I really, really like you.

Nostalgia Critic:
Yeah, well I don't like you, you little Berenstein bastard.

Teddy Ruxpin:
I'm Teddy Ruxpin and I want to do horrible things to you.

Nostalgia Critic:
[Awkwardly] That's an... odd thing to say.

Teddy Ruxpin:
I'm Teddy Ruxpin and I want to *kill* you.

Nostalgia Critic:
[still awkwardly] Okay, I think I'm just gonna take that little demented tape out of you right now and...

[looks behind Teddy Ruxpin to remove the tape from him, only to notice it missing; his eyes widen in shock]

Teddy Ruxpin:
I'm Teddy Ruxpin and I didn't care very much for that review you did.

[the Critic looks at Teddy nervously]

Teddy Ruxpin:
Nostalgia Critic...

[the Critic yelps and throws Teddy across the room, then runs out of the room]