The Nostalgia Critic2007

[Teddy Ruxpin has forced the Critic to do a more positive review of him]

Nostalgia Critic:
[nervously; eyes twitching] As you can see, I've been totally wrong about Teddy Ruxpin. He's a good, good toy. Very friendly, very nice, and not the least bit homicidal. So, I recommend Teddy Ruxpin to anyone who has an active imagination. I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't...

[suddenly screaming]

Nostalgia Critic:
HELP, HELP! THE TOY'S ALIVE, AND HE'S GONNA KILL ME!

[Teddy turns sharply to the Critic]

Nostalgia Critic:
HE'S GONNA KILL ME! HELP!

[suddenly, the room goes dark]

Nostalgia Critic:
WHO TURNED OFF THE LIGHTS? WHO TURNED OFF...

[suddenly, he gets cut off the sound of a gunshot that flashes brightly in the dark; the Critic is silent]

Teddy Ruxpin:
[singing as his eyes glow red] Come dream with me tonight...