The Nostalgia Critic2007

British Announcer:
We are live at a press conference here in Chicago, Illinois, where we hear that any minute, The Nostalgia Critic is going to make a public appearance addressing his last video. For those who are unaware, the Nostalgia Critic posted a Let's Play of "Bart's Nightmare" last week, which was considered by many to be so horrendously unfunny, that they would rather shove a needle factory up their scrotums. OH! And here is the Nostalgia Critic preparing to explain his actions.

Nostalgia Critic:
Hello everyone, I'm the Nostalgia Critic, uh, I remember it so you don't have to. Uh, they allowed me a short amount of time out of the Internet State Penitentiary. Little surprised to see that place actually existed. But apparently it's right next to the State Home for the Ugly. So, they allowed me a short time out to answer your questions addressing the video I did last week. Uh, yes?

Reporter Lady:
How does it feel to know that you made the absolute worst Let's Play ever to be put on the internet?

Nostalgia Critic:
Bad. Definitely, uh, bad! Uh, but hopefully I can make some more funny videos and move on from there. Yes?

Male Reporter:
I had a robber break into my house, kill my wife, and eat my children. Uh, he's not as bad as you.

Nostalgia Critic:
Thank you for that. And, uh, I'm very sorry for your loss

Male Reporter:
Don't give me your pity.

Nostalgia Critic:
Uh, yes?

Male Reporter #2:
Ahem. Melvin the Brother of the Joker, Emo Jones, this recent Let's Play, Nazi Germany. That is all.

Nostalgia Critic:
Ok. If we can keep these questions to actual questions, uh, that'd be fantastic! Uh, yes?

Angry Reporter:
[screaming] How do you account for this travesty among the world?

Nostalgia Critic:
Look, um, when everything is said and done, at the end of the day, I just made a bad video! [the crowd gasps]

Reporter Lady:
Inexusable!