The Nostalgia Critic

The Nostalgia Critic2007



Mr. DNA:
A hundred million years ago, there were mosquitoes just like today. After biting a dinosaur, the mosquito would land on the branch of a tree and get stuck in the sap. The tree sap would get hard and become fossilized, just like a dinosaur bone, preserving the mosquito inside...

Nostalgia Critic:
Okay, even if you were to buy this half-assed science that even Donatello would call a little suspicious, what are the chances of finding tons of mosquitoes not only millions of years old, not only having bitten every popular dinosaur to be marketed, but also all happened to get stuck in tree sap? Did they all happen to be in the same nest during the Great Sapalanche of Gajillion BC?

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