The Nostalgia Critic2007

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Nostalgia Critic:
What was the director thinking? What was the idea behind this? In fact, I'm gonna call the director right now and find out!

[dials phone]

Nostalgia Critic:
Hi, this is the Nostalgia Critic and I wanna know what the hell you were thinking with the ending of My Pet Monster! In fact, what the hell were you thinking with the entire movie in general?... Um, I don't know what I was expecting! I mean I... Yeah, yeah, I saw the cover. I still rented it... Yeah, I watched it willingly... No, I'm not babysitting anybody. I, uh... I'm 28... Well, it's, um, it's kinda my job. I, uh... Yeah, I, uh... watch children's programming and tell people what I think online. Uh huh... I'm very happy that you pity me... Yeah, we're done. We're done. Um, just, uh, thank you for your time and sorry to have inconvenienced you. Okay, bye.

[hangs up]

Nostalgia Critic:
I'm the Nostalgia Critic and... and I gotta think a few things through.