The Nostalgia Critic2007

Announcer:
Number 10.

North's dad:
Loosen his pants.

Nostalgia Critic:
Or take his shirt off. Either way, I'm getting a show.

Announcer:
Number 9.

North's dad:
Loosen his pants.

Nostalgia Critic:
I hate when I have to direct with strippers.

Announcer:
Number 8.

North's dad:
Loosen his pants.

Nostalgia Critic:
[in McCoy voice] Dammit, man, I'm a doctor, not a pedophile.

Announcer:
Number 7.

North's dad:
Loosen his pants.

Nostalgia Critic:
Isn't that the slogan for NAMBLA?

Announcer:
Number 6.

North's dad:
Loosen his pants.

Nostalgia Critic:
But just skip the turning your head and coughing.

Announcer:
Number 5.

North's dad:
Loosen his pants.

Nostalgia Critic:
I always forget if we circumcized him.

Announcer:
Number 4.

North's dad:
Loosen his pants.

Nostalgia Critic:
Now we're gonna see why his last name is Wood.

Announcer:
Number 3.

North's dad:
Loosen his pants.

Nostalgia Critic:
[in Groucho Marx voice] Elaine wants to see if he's truly sponge-worthy.