The Nostalgia Critic2007

[in the movie, Patch is trying to break through programmed response by changing normal parameters and getting a new emotional response from the person; he tries it out on an old lady nearby; she laughs at him]

Nostalgia Critic:
Oh yeah, that's a rational response and not some contrived screenwriting devi...

[he suddenly gets hit in the face by a red clown nose]

Nostalgia Critic:
OW!

Dr. B*tch Spasms:
[returning] Ho-ho! You see? I connected with you!

Nostalgia Critic:
No, you didn't, you hit me in the face!

Dr. B*tch Spasms:
Wait for it...

[he looks back and forth between his watch and the Critic scowling at him, then throws his clown nose at the Critic again]

Nostalgia Critic:
OW!

[Dr. Spasms hops away cartoonishly again]

Nostalgia Critic:
You know, I'm really regretting writing this character.