The Nostalgia Critic

     

The Nostalgia Critic2007



Nostalgia Critic:
[feeling downbeat] Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. As you can probably tell by my voice, I'm just getting over an illness. It was either brought on by natural circumstances or the film I saw was so bad it made me physically sick. Either one wouldn't surprise me! So, the doctor says I should be fine, though, as long as I get plenty of rest and relaxa... [suddenly, he gets hit in the face by a clown nose] OW!

Dr. B*tch Spasms:
Ho-ho! Don't you know? The cure for anything, anywhere, is laughter! Ho-ho!

Nostalgia Critic:
Who are you?

Dr. B*tch Spasms:
I'm Dr. B*tch Spasms, and I'm here to make you laugh! Ho-ho!

Nostalgia Critic:
But I don't wanna laugh, I wanna get better.

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