The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
You know what, I want an answer. I want an answer right now and not only do I want an answer, I want it answered by the nicest, most innocent being I can think of: Mary Poppins. That's right, Mary Poppins is going to be my representation of this movie. So tell me, Mary Poppins, how do you explain this bullshit that we just witnessed?

Mary Poppins:
First of all, I would like to make one thing quite clear.

Nostalgia Critic:
Yeah?

Mary Poppins:
I never explain anything.

Nostalgia Critic:
F*** you, b*tch! [fires gun, blows Mary's head off] Oh my God! Oh my God, I just killed Mary Poppins. I just killed my first childhood icon! Good lord, this is what this movie's done to me!