The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
[talking about the Barbie cool car] Actually, the fun thing I realize about this is, if that car was a little smaller, it'd be a boy's toy. Now, how weird is that? You'd think we'd be all about things being bigger and stronger, but no, we like them teeny-tiny. Have you ever noticed that? Girls got the huge convertibles; we got Micro-Machines. Girls get the giant detailed dolls; we get the little G.I. Joe action figures. I mean, at what point did we look at TV and say, "Ha! F*** that giant p*ssy convertible! This is a man's car!" [holds up a Micro-Machine and looks at it, then tosses it aside in disgust]