The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
[responding to a TV spot for a reissue of "Song of the South"] Oh boy, better enjoy this movie while you can, folks, 'cause you will never see this in theaters again.

Announcer:
'Cause he's the one and only Br'er Rabbit, back again on the big screen in Walt Disney's happiest classic "Song of the South".

Nostalgia Critic:
Did we mention that we even though we're just showing the animated scenes, they're about as long as this commercial? That's right, the rest is live action and dealing with incredibly slow-moving racial relations. Doesn't that sound like fun, kids?

Announcer:
Walt Disney's "Song of the South", rated G. Now playing at a theater near you.

Nostalgia Critic:
[quickly] Warning: this Academy Award-winning movie Disney will soon be ashamed of. It may or may not be racially insensitive, honestly it's sort of hard to tell, but Disney's not gonna take that chance that anyway. See the film that millions of people around the world are calling... "OKAY!"