The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
[re: Kool-Aid Koolers] This is juice that's 20% juice...? Well, what the hell's in the REST of it?

Commercial Announcer:
Very fruity, super juicy! With 20% juice!

Nostalgia Critic:
That's right, kids, 20% juice! It also includes 50% corn syrup, 20% yellow number 5, and 10% God, we don't know what, the FDA was asleep. Drink it while it's still unidentifiable! They're just so happy about it, too. Is it really worth celebrating that one-fifth of your product is actually what you say it is? It's a little disturbing. It's like advertising: "Pepsi, now with 20% soda and 80% rusty nails". Or "Quaker Oats, now with 20% oats and 80% Donald Rumsfeld".