The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
[re: Grape-Nuts cereal] I love this commercial because you literally have no idea what it's advertising until they just say it. All you know is that whatever it is, it gives you a great lust for life.

Commercial Announcer:
[a woman on the screen is pouring a bowl of Grape-Nuts cereal] Grape-Nuts.

Nostalgia Critic:
Oh, Grape-Nuts! Of course! Because when I think of appreciating all the miracles that life has to offer, I think of a cereal that tastes like cardboard and feels like shitting needles.