The Nostalgia Critic2007

Commercial Announcer:
[re: Pop Tarts] So hot, they're cool; so cool, they're hot!

Nostalgia Critic:
So hot, they're cool; so cool, they're... WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? How can something be so hot, it's cold, or so cold, it's hot? It's like saying they're so great, they suck, and they suck, so it's great. I never got it. It's like one of those Zen riddles you're never supposed to really figure out. [cut to a Zen Buddhist with Tom in a mountainous area]

Zen Buddhist:
What is so hot it's cool, but is so cool it's hot?

Tom:
Pop Tarts?

Zen Buddhist:
IT'S NOT POP TARTS!