The Nostalgia Critic2007

[the title sequence of the show begins, but is suddenly cut off through static until the screen goes black]

Control Voice:
There is nothing wrong with your computer. Do not attempt to adjust your monitor. We are controlling the video. If we wish to annoy you, we'll add obnoxious popup ads. If we wish to infuriate you, we will load the video even slower so that all you can see is that annoying circle. If we wish to confuse you, we will satirize a show that was popular in the '60s but you'll still kinda get because you saw it on that Simpsons Halloween special. For the next half hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. You are about to experience the awe and mystery of... nostalgic commercials.