The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
[re: Skip-It commercial] As much as I love this ad, have you known anyone that was good at it? I mean, f***ing anyone? I sure don't. Nobody I knew could ever get the hang of this damn thing. If they really want to get it right, they would have advertised it like this: [a commercial starts playing: Malcolm and Tamara play Skip-It while the Critic sings to its jingle] Hey, kids, there's a new toy in town to get you more acquainted with the ground. It's Trip-It, Trip-It, smashing faces into asphalt. [Malcolm trips on his Skip-It and falls down] Trip-It, Trip-It... [Tamara trips on her Skip-It and falls down on top of Malcolm. CG caption "Fun!" appears] Sue the toy brand, it's their fault. 'Cause the very best thing of all, the phone number's on the ball. [CG Caption: 1-800-DON'T-SUE] Maybe you can take those bastards to court and sue those little f***ers right to their shorts. Trip-It, Trip-It. [Logo for Trip-It appears as the Critic speaks] Trip-It: it's a lawsuit waiting to happen.