The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
Well, at least he doesn't tell us the really bad unfunny jokes. No, no no, no, no. He sings those.

Rover:
[singing] I'd give up a bone for you.

Nostalgia Critic:
Okay, I don't need to hear about the bones he's giving to other dogs.

Rover:
[singing] When I first saw your face, my heart began to race. You fill my soul with ecstasy! [singing stops] Oh, well I, you come here often?

Nostalgia Critic:
You know what? This section is so bad, I'm just gonna spend this time working on other comedians that could be bad animated spin-offs but would at least be better than this one!

Rover:
[singing continues]... Daisy, I would lie for you, die for you, I'd give up my red tie for you! Why, I would never bark at you, because you are my dream come true.

Nostalgia Critic:
Allright, these are a little crude but I think you'll still get the idea across, um. There's Red Robin Williams, uh, Andrew Dice Clay, The Chris Rock, Eddie Lizard, oh, and probably the most obvious one, Pen & Teller. Yeah, they're sh*t, but they're still better than this f***ing crap!