The Nostalgia Critic2007

[Batman music plays over clips from Star Trek II]

Nostalgia Critic:
Last time on the good Star Trek movie. Oh, no! Khan escaped from his prison. A new toy called Genesis that creates life in 2 seconds but can't create a good Sonic game in years. Kirstie Alley as a Vulcan? She does well, but that's just plain weird. Revenge is sought after and Shatner says Khan's name like he's passing a kidney stone.

Kirk:
KHAAAAAN!

Nostalgia Critic:
What's this? Spock is sacrificing himself for the crew? It appears that this Vulcan wants out of this franchise. Will he be sucked back by the fact that he's the most marketable character? Stay tuned. Same Star Trek time, same Star Trek channel. [Batman intro followed by "Star Trek Month" title remix of Kirk screaming Khan's name]