The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
[60's Batman music plays as Star Trek IV is recapped] Last time in the good Star Trek movie. A whale of a tale. It appears a probe is destroying the Earth in the hope of finding the extinct humpback. Desperate to hammer in an animal rights commentary, the Enterprise goes back in time to see if they can find some. They're told that time travel is dangerous despite the fact that they've done it a billion times before and will continue to do it a billion times after. Yar she blows. But this marine biologist will not hand them over so easily. She will later be banished to the same horrendous realm [image of 7th Heaven appears] that Captain Decker was banished to. The whales are captured, the probe is pleased, and director Leonard Nimoy is happy this reaches an audience that lives outside their parents' basements. Will Shatner have the same luck as he takes over directing the next one? Well that depends. Do you like ladies over 50 years old doing a half-naked fan dance? Hopefully you answered "no." [Star Trek month intro begins]