The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
[as studio executive] Mr. Shatner, I don't know why you wrote in a 3-breasted cat lady... [as William Shatner] Vanessa. [as studio executive, disgusted look] Vanessa? But she doesn't seem to be all that important. [as William Shatner] Oh, but she is. She shows what a rundown place it is. [as studio executive] And then she kills all the main characters except for you. [as William Shatner] Yes! Everything in Star Trek has been building up to the sexual adventures of me and her three breasts. [as studio executive] But that doesn't make sense! Why would a cat lady- [as William Shatner, slamming palm down] Vanessa! [as studio executive] Vanessa be the big payoff in Star Trek? [as William Shatner] Because it adds to the gravitas and weight of- [as studio executive] You just wanted to see this disgusting thing on screen didn't you? [as William Shatner] Just give me five scenes with her. [as studio executive] One. [as William Shatner] Four. [as studio executive] Two! [as William Shatner] Done! Heh, heh, heh. Shatner, you still got it!