The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
[unamused] And now we've come to the final film of Star Trek Month, "Star Trek: Insurrection," with "special guest star": Linkara...

Linkara:
Hello, adoring fans! I've come all the way here on my spaceship to talk to you about the most HATED of all Star Trek films!

Nostalgia Critic:
Wait a minute, THIS is the most hated? I thought it was like the first one or five that was the most despised.

Linkara:
That may be the case with other fans, but for me personally, THIS is my least favorite out of the entire franchise. So you need ME here or else you'll screw this review up like you've done so many times before!

Nostalgia Critic:
What? When have I ever screwed something up?

Linkara:
[pulls out stack of papers; reads] In your "Battlefield: Earth" review, you said that the Psychos never have explosions on their planet... when that's NOT what they said in the movie! It was that the air they breathed reacted violently to radiation!

Nostalgia Critic:
My God... you're defending "Battlefield: Earth?"

Linkara:
No, I'm pointing out the fact that you can never get details right! So we're gonna do this together so it gets done CORRECTLY!