The Nostalgia Critic2007

Linkara:
[about the "no technology" philosophy of the Baku] I'm sorry, but I'm not behind this. At least not the way these pompous jerks are flaunting it. First of all: you have machines! We saw your irrigation lines, you idiots! And those clothes look pretty damn well-tailored for a group of people that don't have the ability to manufacture them properly. Second: this movie builds this place up like it's paradise, Eden, or perfection; however, their philosophy is the exact OPPOSITE of what "Star Trek" stands for! "Star Trek," in the end, is about how advanced technology has done us so much good, how it allows us to do so many great things, and that the future will be a bright one because, partially, we want for nothing. THIS movie, however, tells us we need to get "back to nature" and be smug, hippie jackasses who reject technology and machines in favor of being so inbred that we don't believe in any other colors for our clothes except brown!

Nostalgia Critic:
Yikes, Linkara...

Linkara:
I'm sorry, but I really hate these people! They piss me off!

Nostalgia Critic:
What, do you hate Amish people, too?

Linkara:
No, THEY hate ME. But at least the Amish have religious reasons for rejecting technology. THESE guys are just dumb! WE SEE THEM USING TOOLS! And in the end, what is technology but just advanced tools?

Nostalgia Critic:
Well, on the bright side, at least we don't have to deal with them any longer...

Linkara:
[cuts in]... They're the focus of the movie...!

Nostalgia Critic:
F***!