The Nostalgia Critic2007

Han Solo:
Leia, I saw our son.

Leia:
Han, I know there's still good in him.

Han Solo:
He just Jackson Pollock-ed a cantina with a bunch of Space Nazis. He's a little past grounding at this point.

Leia:
Please promise me that you'll try and win him back. Promise.

Han Solo:
All right. I'll try to win him back.

Leia:
[Holds up insurance papers] Also can you fill out these insurance forms?

Han Solo:
Okay.

Leia:
[Holds up bank account statements] And close out these bank accounts.

Han Solo:
All right.

Leia:
[Hands Han a red shirt from Star Trek] Also wear this red shirt. I really think it screams you.

Han Solo:
It's an Abrams movie. Why not?

Leia:
[Jubilant] Oh, I know you could do it! [Expression changes as she hugs Han. Ominous music plays in the background]