The Nostalgia Critic2007

Cinema Snob:
[Opening lines; responding to Critic's Chewbacca screams in Harrison Ford's voice] I know your family's waiting. [Critic does another Chewbacca scream; louder voice] I know it's an important day! [Critic does another Chewbacca scream] For god's sakes, use your adult words!

Nostalgia Critic:
[Normal voice] I'm sorry, Cinema Snob. It's just I'm so excited! It's the Star Wars Holiday Sequel. We're totally ret-conning the problems of the last one!

Cinema Snob:
We're not going anywhere unless we outrun that giant slice of pizza!

Nostalgia Critic:
Why don't you just jump to light speed? That's always the answer.

Cinema Snob:
Oh, yeah. Why does it always take me so long to remember that? [the Millennium Falcon goes to light speed]