The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
Where am I?

Older Critic:
[sitting at kitchen table, eating Cheerios 2] You are inside of a bad movie. A film so horrible that it actually ages you even as you watch yourself.

Nostalgia Critic:
Wow. Boy, the movie is that bad?

Older Critic:
Yes. Now piss off [throws a carton at him] I'm trying to eat my processed cereal.

Elderly Critic:
[throws carton at OC] Will you shut up? I'm trying to die over here, for crying out loud!