The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
[turns camera around to face Rob] It's about this guy. Christmas is about this guy right here. The cameraman. My brother Rob, he's been working so hard. You been working so hard, you got everybody watching you right now. What do you want to wish people this Christmas?

Rob:
Um... Merry Christmas?

Nostalgia Critic:
Oh come on, you can do better than that. Come on.

Rob:
And a Happy New Year.

Nostalgia Critic:
Come on, bigger than that.

Rob:
You filthy animal.

Nostalgia Critic:
Oh for God sake, you can't think of anything better to say on Christmas Eve?

Rob:
Okay. Fine. Y'know, it's a little hard to get into the Christmas spirit with the way it's been over-commercialized and stuff, but when you think deep enough, Christmas isn't just a bunch of things that you buy, it's about an attitude. A spirit, something you carry with you in your heart. When two thousand years ago, a man was born into a stable, not adorned with gifts and presents and stuff and trees, but born into poverty. And you see that every day when a child does something nice for his grandma, or when we give things to homeless people. Y'know, it's something that... that lasts, that endures, and goes on and on. Though the mountains may fall and the hills turn to dust...

Nostalgia Critic:
[gives back camera] Okay, okay, that's enough.