The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
Engineering, does the transporter still work?

C.R.:
Yeah, but I'm afraid that the transporter is very badly damaged. I can only put rough coordinates in and I'm afraid I can only beam in two at a time right now.

Nostalgia Critic:
Joe, would you like to shoot something?

Angry Joe:
Why yes, Critic. Yes I would.

Nostalgia Critic:
Good. I have a plan. Let me get my battle armor on. Something... dreddful.

MarzGurl:
[hesitantly] You mean...

Nostalgia Critic:
Oh, yeah. Meet me in Engineering.

JesuOtaku:
Wait, Critic! I have invented these... [shows off power-enhancing gloves] power-enhancing energy gloves. They increase your body strength by twelve hundred percent. I shall demonstrate on... Paw Paw! [pushes Paw Paw and he goes flying]

Nostalgia Critic:
Okay, I think I like this crazy Otaku. [takes the gloves from JesuOtaku] All right, Joe. Meet me in Engineering. Everyone else, [gestures toward viewscreen] act like you're still listening to him.

Terl:
[crew turns mute button off]... perchance to cream... [Zod stands next to Terl looking disgusted]