The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
[about Princess Peach, who ranks at #2 on the list] I could punch this broad in the face, really I could! How many times has this whore been kidnapped? Haven't they upped the security yet so that it doesn't happen anymore? And every time it does happen, she just keeps her pretty little smile! "Teeheeheehee." F*** you, b*tch! I'm risking my life for you for the twentieth f***ing time! And don't you dare insult me by saying you're gonna bake me a cake! No, no, you give me a position of power, you f***ing bimbo! I know more about this kingdom than you do! You see, I've been through it, like, a million times! You can't even stay around long enough to remember what it's called! I'm runnin' the show now, Peach!

[the Critic c*cks his gun and points it at the camera]

Nostalgia Critic:
I'm runnin' the show!