The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
[criticizing Princess Peach of Mario fame] I don't know, I think it's just the attitude, the fact that she has no problem that you have to save her all the time. It just never seems to faze her, she never seems to feel bad. In fact, listen to this note that they have in the Mario Brothers Wii game. [a note appears in the game and the Critic reads it] "Dear Mario, Because of my most recent kidnapping..." [stops reading] RECENT KIDNAPPING? What is this, just another day at the store for you? It doesn't even faze you anymore. You go out there and risk your life, whore! It ain't easy!