The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
It doesn't matter if you show how goofy or campy or silly it was, because that's what people liked about it to begin with. It's like Ninja Turtles or He-Man or Transformers or something like that. Yeah it was stupid, but I still think fondly of it because it was my childhood escape. I didn't enjoy Power Rangers, but it wasn't meant for me. It was for a younger generation of people to look back and enjoy how preposterously over-the-top it was. Get the picture?

Rita Repulsa:
No! I will continue to show the picture to the world, tormenting everybody who watches it!

Nostalgia Critic:
How the hell am I gonna stop her from forcing everybody to watch this movie? I mean if somebody who really hated the show couldn't stop it, then... That's it. Green Ranger, go!

[the Green Ranger teleports into the cockpit and removes his helmet to reveal Linkara]

Linkara:
So why do they give up their Zeo Powers? There's nothing wrong with them, they just switched out from Zeo to Turbo! So everytime that Rita throws her staff down, does she just, like, magic it back up everytime or is there like a big, long fishing line and she just pulls it back up really really hard?

Rita Repulsa:
No! It's too geeky! It's too geeky!

Linkara:
What the hell is up with that? How is Rita an Empress of Evil if it turns out Lord Zedd is actually higher up in the food chain? And how is he an Emperor of Evil if there's actually a guy who's higher up even than him?

Rita Repulsa:
No!

Nostalgia Critic:
Thanks, Linkara. You saved the day with your disturbed obsession.

Linkara:
How the hell bad is the economy of Angel Grove considering they have an abandoned warehouse district that always seems to be destroyed? It must be a huge freaking area!

[Linkara is teleported out before he can finish ranting]