The O.C.2003

Seth:
[the Dandy Warhols "We Used To Be Friends" plays] Do I have a fever? I think I might have a fever and/or the chills.

Ryan:
Since when?

Seth:
Since recently.

Sandy:
So your not feeling well?

Seth:
No I feel fine. [coughs] Just my head's a littly achy and my stomach's kind of weird. I'm okay.

Sandy:
Come here. [feels Seth's head] Huh. You don't feel warm.

Seth:
What about cold or clammy?

Ryan:
Maybe you've got the summer flu.

Seth:
Yeah. It's November, but it's possible.

Ryan:
Maybe you need some Anna-biotics.

Sandy:
Do you not wanna go to school?

Seth:
No, Dad. I want to go to school. Okay? I'm just worried about infecting others.

Sandy:
You're right, we can't take a chance. We should just take you straight to the emergency room. Just to be sure.

Seth:
Okay, all right. Or I could stay home and try and sleep it off.

Ryan:
Or you could go to scool, face Summer and Anna and apologize.

Seth:
First of all, ah... no. Second of all, hm... no. Why would I?

Sandy:
Oh , the Summer flu. I just got it. That was good.

Seth:
It's not my fault that they both tried to kiss me on Thanksgiving. What was I supposed to do? Not kiss back? Say "No, stop"? Risk hurting their feelings?

Sandy:
Well it seems to me you already did hurt their feelings.

Seth:
Yeah, perhaps I did but what about my feelings okay? Hello I was the one who was assulted. I'm the victim here.