The O.C.2003

Kirsten Cohen:
Why is that ninja smoking a cigarette?

Sandy Cohen:
Honey, I don't actually think that's a ninja. Ninjas usually wear capes, right?

Kirsten Cohen:
Oh, so a ninja's like a superhero.

Seth Cohen:
Mom, Dad, you two enjoy. Ryan, give me five minutes.

Sandy Cohen:
Where are you going? Come on back.

Ryan Atwood:
Nice work.

Sandy Cohen:
Never underestimate a parent's ability to mortify his child.