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The Office is a British mockumentary sitcom, first broadcast in the United Kingdom on BBC Two on 9 July 2001. Created, written and directed by Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant, the programme is about the day-to-day lives of office employees in the… more »



[Brent is waiting for his Blind Date to show up]

David Brent:
I don't know what to expect, to be honest. I haven't been impressed so far. Erm, I hope their vetting them, because the computer seems to be throwing up any old rubbish. It's like they haven't put me in the right category or something because, you know. Oh f***. I don't believe it, look at his.

[the camera turns to reveal a fat woman walking towards David]

Woman:
Hello.

David Brent:
Hiya.

Woman:
All right?

David Brent:
Yeah.

Woman:
Is Monkey in there?

David Brent:
[can't hide his surprise and relief] Oh yeah.

Woman:
You all right?

David Brent:
Yeah, I was expecting a blind date, and was worried you were it.

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