The Office2001

[Gareth has just caught Tim and Rachel kissing]

Gareth:
How long has this been going on? When were you going to tell me? I can't believe you'd get off with a girl that I fancy.

Tim:
Why can't you believe that, Gareth?

Gareth:
Well, I can't believe there's a bird that fancies you over me for a start. What are you... he's a weird little bloke. Look at his cartoon face and his hair. He looks like a Fisher Price man. And his rubbish clothes... it makes me think there's something wrong with you, and yet in my head I'd still do you, so I'm confused... all right, I'll ask you straight: is there anything that could happen between us while this is going on?

Rachel:
Like what?

Gareth:
What, specifically? Hand job? Look, don't answer now. Think about it.