The Office2005

Michael Scott:
[rides into office on very old and very used 10-speed bike and stops at Pam's desk] Hey! I would like a nice slice of Christmas Pam. Side of candy Pams. And perhaps some Pam chops... with mint.

Pam Beesly:
Can I help you Michael?

Michael Scott:
I'm looking for the Toy Drive box.

Pam Beesly:
It's behind you.

Michael Scott:
[turns around to see Toy Drive pile full of brand-new, unopened toys. Leans his old bike against wall] Okay. Well, I need to put this bike in there. I hope it will fit, with all these little knickknacks.

Jim Halpert:
Wow. What kind of bike is that?

Michael Scott:
Um. I don't know. Average kind.

Kevin Malone:
That tires look pretty worn.

Michael Scott:
Well, that is probably from the test drive.

Jim Halpert:
But the paint is chipping. Is that your old bike, Michael?

Michael Scott:
No.