The Office2005

Michael Scott:
Okay, you know what? I will not donate my winnings to Comic Relief, since apparently, it doesn't exist. I am going to donate to Afghanistanis with AIDS.

Jim Halpert:
Nope. I think you mean the aid to Afghanistan.

Michael Scott:
No, I mean Afghanistanis with AIDS.

Phyllis:
Afghani.

Michael Scott:
What?

Phyllis:
Afghani.

Michael Scott:
That's a dog.

Pam Beesley:
No, that's Afghan.

Michael Scott:
That's a shawl.

Dwight Schrute:
Wait, canine AIDS?

Michael Scott:
No. Humans with AIDS.

Creed:
Who has AIDS?

Jim Halpert:
Guys, the Afghanistananies.

Michael Scott:
Okay, you know what? No. No. AIDS is not funny. Believe me, I have tried.