The Office2005

Michael Scott:
[about Luke's laser] Okay, can I have that?

Luke Cooper:
No.

Michael Scott:
Ok, I am going to count down from five.

Michael Scott:
Five, four. [Luke counts with him]

Michael Scott:
I'm not kidding.

Luke Cooper:
Three, two, one. [Luke still mocking Michael with the counting]

Michael Scott:
Give-okay. Alright, give it up.

Luke Cooper:
No!

Michael Scott:
[bending Luke over desk, spanking him repeatedly] You are going to learn to be more professional, Luke!

Luke Cooper:
What the...

Michael Scott:
That's what you're going to do, Luke!

Luke Cooper:
What the hell was that?

Michael Scott:
I had to do that.

Luke Cooper:
Hey, [bleep] this! Screw it!

Michael Scott:
All right. Are we good? [Luke runs out crying] You're okay. He's okay. There are many different schools of thought on capital punishment.

Kevin Malone:
That was awesome!

Stanley Hudson:
Texas justice.

Kelly Kapoor:
Yeah, your nephew is so lame.

Creed Bratton:
He's been trashing us relentlessly on Twitter. Yeah, it's funny stuff, but mean.

Jim Halpert:
You follow him on Twitter?