The Office2005

[Dwight interviews for Regional Manager position with his face covered in bandages and shades, handing Jim, Toby, and Gabe his r?sum?]

Jim Halpert:
Hello, Mr. Souvenier. Mr. Jacques Souvenier? Nice to meet you. It says here you're French?

[Dwight nods, and Jo looks at the bandaged Dwight suspiciously, believing that it is really Dwight]

Jim Halpert:
So you worked at your last job for 15 years as assistant to the regional manager.

Dwight Schrute:
[Muttering to disguise his voice] Assistant regional manager.

Jim Halpert:
Assistant *to the* regional manager.

Dwight Schrute:
Assistant regional manager.

Jim Halpert:
What is it?

Dwight Schrute:
[in French accent] Assistant regional manager.

Jim Halpert:
Oh, that's my mistake. Sorry about that. The last paper company you worked for burned to the ground? And all because they wouldn't hire a manager who lived and breathed paper. That's a travesty.