The Office2005

Michael Scott:
And this next award is going out to our own little Pam Beesly. I think we all know what award Pam is gonna be getting this year. It is the Whitest Sneakers Award, because she always has the whitest tennis shoes on. Get on down here! Pam Beesly, ladies and gentlemen! Oh, here we go.

Pam Beesly:
[very drunk] I have so many people to thank for this award. Okay, first off, my Keds, because I couldn't have done it without them. Thank you. Let's give Michael a round of applause for emceeing tonight, because this is a lot harder than it looks.

[applause]

Pam Beesly:
And also because of Dwight, too.

[silence]

Pam Beesly:
So, finally, I wanna thank God, because God gave me this Dundie and I feel God in this Chili's tonight.

[pauses]

[Pam whoops loudly]