The Office2005

Andy:
Saw your dork-mobile in the parking lot. What does it get, like, four miles to the gallon?

Dwight Schrute:
Uh, try double that. Classic Trans Am, vintage American muscle. Please.

Andy:
Yeah, my Xterra is pretty sweet. Luxurious yet rugged. Leave it to the Japanese.

Dwight Schrute:
Xterra's not even a real word.

Andy:
Actually, it is. It's Latin for "earth."

Dwight Schrute:
Oh, so you drive an X-earth? Yeah, that makes sense. I'd rather drive a classic Trans Am than an X-earth.

Andy:
Yeah, I bet you would. Oh, by the way, 1985 called. It wants its car back.

Dwight Schrute:
Well, I hope 1985 has a time machine, 'cause I drive an '87.

Andy:
Oh, speaking of time machines? I just got back from the future, and I went to your funeral, and guess what? Nobody came.

Dwight Schrute:
Speaking of funerals, why don't you go ahead and go die?

Andy:
That was a really well-constructed sentence. You should be an English professor at Cor-Not University.

Dwight Schrute:
Idiot!

Andy:
If I were an idiot, I'd be driving a Trans Am.

Dwight Schrute:
If you were driving a Trans Am, you would be the smartest idiot in the whole world.

Andy:
[coughing] Idiot!

Dwight Schrute:
[coughing] You're the idiot.

Andy:
[coughing] Nice comeback.

Dwight Schrute:
[coughing] I was making fun of your comeback. That's why it worked.