Andy: Saw your dork-mobile in the parking lot. What does it get, like, four miles to the gallon?Dwight Schrute: Uh, try double that. Classic Trans Am, vintage American muscle. Please.Andy: Yeah, my Xterra is pretty sweet. Luxurious yet rugged. Leave it to the Japanese.Dwight Schrute: Xterra's not even a real word.Andy: Actually, it is. It's Latin for "earth."Dwight Schrute: Oh, so you drive an X-earth? Yeah, that makes sense. I'd rather drive a classic Trans Am than an X-earth.Andy: Yeah, I bet you would. Oh, by the way, 1985 called. It wants its car back.Dwight Schrute: Well, I hope 1985 has a time machine, 'cause I drive an '87.Andy: Oh, speaking of time machines? I just got back from the future, and I went to your funeral, and guess what? Nobody came.Dwight Schrute: Speaking of funerals, why don't you go ahead and go die?Andy: That was a really well-constructed sentence. You should be an English professor at Cor-Not University.Dwight Schrute: Idiot!Andy: If I were an idiot, I'd be driving a Trans Am.Dwight Schrute: If you were driving a Trans Am, you would be the smartest idiot in the whole world.Andy: [coughing] Idiot!Dwight Schrute: [coughing] You're the idiot.Andy: [coughing] Nice comeback.Dwight Schrute: [coughing] I was making fun of your comeback. That's why it worked.
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