The Partridge Family1970

Shirley Renfrew Partridge:
[the Family is backstage, about to make their debut in Las Vegas. Shirley is having stage fright]

[Through clenched teeth]

Shirley Renfrew Partridge:
I'm having trouble moving my mouth.

Danny:
Don't worry about it, it's perfectly normal.

Shirley Renfrew Partridge:
How can I sing if I can't move my mouth?

Keith:
Just fake it, ok?

[Shirley suddenly bends over and clutches her knees]

Keith:
Why are you feeling your knees?

Shirley Renfrew Partridge:
I think they're locked.

Danny:
Good. That'll stop you from falling if you pass out.

Laurie Partridge:
Don't worry Mom, we'll all be here to help you.

Christopher "Chris" Partridge #1:
Sure, you don't have to worry about a thing!

Shirley Renfrew Partridge:
Aren't you kids nervous at all?

Laurie Partridge:
No.

Danny:
Why should we be nervous? We're terrific!

Club Manager:
All right, places everyone. We're ready to go!

Keith:
[as they quickly take their places] You're gonna be wonderful, honest, Mom.

Laurie Partridge:
This is the big time. You'll be great, you'll be fantastic, nothing to worry about.

Danny:
Relax, Mom, but just remember our whole future depends on these next few minutes.

Shirley Renfrew Partridge:
[groans] Ohhhhhhhhh...