The Royle Family1998

Norma Speakman:
[after Dave agrees to take her home] Oh, you're a good'n. I'll leave you something nice in my will.

Dave Best:
Hey - why wait till then? There'll be plenty of room in the back of the van when you get out - I've had my eye on that clock of yours.

Norma Speakman:
Ha, ha - you cheeky begger. Hugh Scully'd give us a few bob for that.

Denise Royle:
Will you stop talking about Nana dying?

Jim Royle:
Yeah! Have a little bit of respect - wait till she's gone out of the door. [laughs] Oh, I'm only joking, Norma - bloody hell, it'll be a sad day in this house when you snuff it... if we don't get that clock.

Barbara Royle:
Oh - he hasn't got a heart, Mam - he's got a swinging brick.