The Secret Life of the American Teenager2008

Amy Juergens:
[tries to button up her pants and gives up] How am I going to fix this?

Madison Cooperstein:
Fix what? [awkward silence] Well, are we talking about it or not?

Amy Juergens:
Yeah. I mean, we're talking about the fact that my clothes no longer fit because I'm *fat*.

Madison Cooperstein:
Well, maybe we can get you like a big safety pin. You know, like the giant pins they put on... diapers?

Lauren Treacy:
And how long is *that* going to work?

Amy Juergens:
Okay, why are you always so negative?

Lauren Treacy:
I'm not *negative*, but sooner or later, you're going to have to tell your parents that you're... fat... and *why* you're fat.